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uh_oh_danger's Journal

Created on 2005-06-19 18:04:39 (#7480374), last updated 2005-07-10

80 comments received, 42 comments posted

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Name:Caryn
Birthdate:11-12
Location:Everett, Washington, United States
Bio
since this is my public journal, i leave out alot of the juice. if you want to know anything personl, and i feel your deserving to know, please add my friends only journal. everything is explained so much better there.


♥i have five tattoos, and yes, one is indeed a butterfly. before you groan and think im a huge stupid ditz trying to be like everyone else...remember this: location is key. let your mind come to any conclusion it wants.
♥everything you judge about me by my appearance, is most likely wrong. no one could ever get me, even after years of knowing me.
♥unlike most woman these days, i have never drawn on my eyebrows. yet...
♥when i get super upset, i throw up.
♥i hate when people leave their piss in the toilet.
♥i am among the percentage of psychotic americans. i am perfectly ok with the fact that im crazy.
♥i can be the sweetest person youve ever met, or the hugest bitch. it all depends on how you approach me.
♥ive been told im too nice.
♥i take my secrets to the grave.
♥i have about 3 close friends who actually know the real me. the rest are still trying to figure me out.
♥i will fall in love very easy, but i will also get bored very quickly.
♥i have a potty mouth that could make a sailor blush.
♥horror movies give me orgasms.
♥i do not make fun of people who are not like me, or do not share the same opinions. i am NOT straight edge, but i will not smoke my cigarettes around those who are. i feel it is a respect issue, and i strive to not offend my friends.
♥but i have a huge problem offending people because i say what i think. i consider my thoughts vomit that just spew out of my mouth at any given time.
♥im random.
♥i have VERY short hair. i do not have long hair. i just wish i did.
♥the hottest thing in the world is a man comfortable in his own skin.
♥my sense of humor is very deranged.
♥im shocking.
♥id stab my mother for sushi. i like it more then a 14 year old boy loves lubricating lotion and a porn-o.
♥i read erotica in the bathtub.
♥i change brands of cigarettes like i change underwear.
♥i lose everything. keys, lighters, my cell phone, my mind...ect.
♥i listen to every kind of music. and i like every kind of music.
♥i have a VERY open mind.
♥i dont judge. i dont dislike anyone unless i have reason.
♥piss me off, and i will most likely forget i was mad about 10 minutes later.
♥but i will stab you if you cross me in those ten minutes.
♥i have an obsession with wonder showzen.
♥i like animals. i also eat them.
♥im perfectly fine with being a huge contradiction.
♥i dance in my underwear after i take a shower EVERY morning.
♥my favorite smells are mandarin oranges, fresh lilies, gasoline, skunk, just about anything on fire, the air just after it rained and my olive oil shampoo.
♥i hate roses. i think they are the most cliche flower of all time. 9 times out of 10 will get upset if you buy them for me. i think a rose requires no thought. i would hope someone would take more time on a gift for me then giving me a rose. and i get even more pissed when i get more then one. sometimes i even spit.
♥i have yet to decide what i want to do with my life.
♥every night before i go to bed, i check in my closet. who knows what im looking for. im afraid of the dark and being alone.
♥i sleep in the same shirt i wore that day.
♥9 times out of 10 i CAN answer my phone, but i wont.
♥i drink pickle juice straight from the jar.
♥i finally pierced my ears. go me
♥my eyes change from dark green to light green when i get happy.
♥i own over 40 lighters but have no idea where ANY of them are.
♥im really fascinated with death and gore and cannibalism. im NOT going to kill myself, or you, or eat you. i just like talking about it.
♥my glass is half empty.
♥my intuitions are generally correct.
♥i never finished high school. but im smarter then you think, and more then i let on.
♥i can change into my little girl persona without warning. i never really grew up on the inside. i tend to whine and i cry ALOT. im really just a huge baby pretending to be tough. dont let me fool you.
♥i dont understand 95% of my gender. and i only like about 3% of them.
♥its hard to win my friendship. but if you get it, i will be the best friend you ever had.
♥no matter how much i write about myself, no one would ever get me. and so i end it with that. ♥
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